Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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