just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
