so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
