I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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