ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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