Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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