Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
