Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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