summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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