i can't believe i had my finger in that
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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