I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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