I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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