This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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