the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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