Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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