Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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