you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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