Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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