Is it normal to miss your booty call?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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