Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
