Barsexuality is the new black.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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