His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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