He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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