I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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