There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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