Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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