belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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