...so i touched it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
