i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize