I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
