wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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