OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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