Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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