i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
