so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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