Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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