Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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