I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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