well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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