She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
why do cheetos always look like penises
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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