Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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