Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you never un-have a 4some
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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