after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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