wat bout pragnant strippers??
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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