Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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