I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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