I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize