So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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