And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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