During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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