absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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