the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize