wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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