If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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