Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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