Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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