I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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