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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.

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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

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he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.

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(212): View more from New York

He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night

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Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order

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