I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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