don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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